Friday, March 4, 2011

*Drum Roll Please*

So I definitaly wrote that last post down there V after I knew whether or not I had the job. I just felt it was an integral part of the blog to have that post.

But I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come first week of may I'll be wearing this snazzy outfit








I also found a lovely list circa '98 from this man about why custodial is such a great job- I think I'll share.

10. Sunshine
9. Babe watching
8. You never have a short cash drawer
7. A great tan
6. No need to repeat a script ad nauseum ("Please move all the way to the center of the theater, to allow room for everyone", "Please step away from the monorail door", "Do you want fries and a milkshake with your Pinocchio burger?, "Please do not sit on the lean rails", "Move to the center and remain away from the walls", "Please remember that flash photography is prohibited during the presentation").
5. Guests never ask you to do exchanges.
4. Every time a guest comments about how clean the park is, they are acknowledging your work. 3. You get to see the parade and fireworks whenever you want, even while working.
2. You go to sleep every night knowing you helped the Earth by recycling.
1. You are paid to get a great tan, while smiling, answering guest inquiries, recycling and babe watching.


Sounds perfect!

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